Hipster law student jokes. Please don’t read if you think yourself capable of punching me in the gut.
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My Three Wishes, Should This Antique Lamp Collection Scheme Work Out
1. Justin Vernon and Janelle Monae have 10 babies and they start a band/cult and I get to be godmother/tambourine player.
2. Infinite nachos. This includes infinite toppings.
3. World peace i guess
Skills One Develops During the First Semester of Law School
- Analytical thinking
- Bladder strength
Econ Beatz
So my professor is all BLAH BLAH BLAH
But my head is like WHAH WHAH WHAH
And my heart be like UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
And my feet say nothing BECAUSE THEY LACK SENTIENCE
like clockwork
Autumn is such a good season for music. Making these autumn playlists is my version of white people putting pumpkin in everything. Seriously, pumpkin bagel WITH pumpkin schmear on it? Is there some kind of golden ticket I should be trying to find to get into some Magical Pumpkin Field or something? When autumn rolls around I like pumpkin pie and the occasional pumpkin latte; that’s it. Get your pumpkin fro-yo away from me!
invest in breath strips
College is coming home at 2 on a Friday morning with your breath smelling of whiskey and pizza.
Law school is coming home at midnight on a Thursday morning with your breath smelling of coffee and highlighter caps.
A Briefer History of Time
My deadline to order graduation photos has been “tomorrow” for 5 months and counting. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT, HAWKING?
NOT SO SMUG NOW, HUH?
BITCH
My New Favorite Snack
I have finally come around to dipping apple wedges in yogurt.
there is no “I” in “Sinus Congestion”
this drug trip is brought to you by Mucinex
a very specific lesson learned
If you have both Bach’s Cello Suites and the Requiem for a Dream soundtrack in your iTunes, Genius-ing the former will result in a playlist with the latter, which will make studying way too intense.
